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Just Don't Make Out with the Reptile Guy

If you invited me to a party and promised lots of drinking, cavorting, hooking up AND told me I got to dress up like a pirate, I would so be there. If I learned, however, that this was a frat party, and that the jerkface best friend of my lame-o boyfriend would be there, I would begin to think twice. I mean, if I really wanted to, I could dress up like a pirate and get drunk at home, you know? If I then learned further details about how the party was going to be held on a train in...

Python to Cobra - Who's the Man?

How long has it been since we've watched a movie where my boyfriend Robert Mitchum valiantly fights a war and at some point winds up in a cave hiding from bad guys? Or one in which my boyfriend Robert Mitchum grapples (in a purely manly fashion, to be certain) with a love that can not be had? The answer, of course, is that it's been too long. It's also been too long since I wrote about a movie in which things blow up. So let's solve all these problems at once with a Korean war film in yummy Color by...

Being Smart and Attractive and Having A Dream is the Best

Not every movie on Fox Movie Channel features Technicolor murder, courtroom showdowns or crazies on the loose. I think a break from psycho murderers may be in order. A break that takes us to a time a little closer to our own: a time with pocket calculators and imported cars and liberated women. And into a story that involves hot young doctors in California in the early 90s trying to make it all work in life, love, and medicine. Meet a little story called Vital Signs.Vital Signs is basically a fun romp of a movie. Watch as good looking young...